A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking
the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know
what?
I think it's about time we started learning to
cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
I think it's about time we started learning to
cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,
"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna
say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the
kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,
he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,
he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK !
He flies out of his chair, tumbles
across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
rear with every step.
across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his
rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can stay there until I let you out !"
She then comes back downstairs,
looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And
what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?"
looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And
what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can
bet your ass it won't be Cheerios !"
PASS
THIS ON ONLY IF YOU LAUGHED !!!
I'm baaaack! Sorry I've been MIA for so long. I am going to try to start the new year off with getting back into posting. I thought we should start the year with a funny. This made me howl! I hope you aren't offended!
I hope you will join me this year with new art work, inspirational thoughts and giving thanks for the blessings we all receive.
Enjoy your day!
Lisa
Lisa
Great to hear you are back. I hope that you and Dalton had a wonderful holiday time together.
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